Excerpt: Bad The Mummy reboot is v. *bad* with a capital B-A-A-A-A-D. Look for Universal to re-reboot their “Dark Universe” and sweep this one under the rug with Dracula Untold (which I gave a positive review, so that’s how bad The Mummy is).
Excerpt: Who doesn’t want to watch another redundantly bland, would-be hero made from an irredeemable man who inexplicably is redeemed because he thinks a woman is sexy enough to move his soul from penis to heart? In a world where Wonder Woman just shattered records a week ago, I’m hoping the answer is not many.
Excerpt: As far as introductions go, The Mummy is a stumbling, stuttering mess that doesn’t leave a good first impression. It reeks of desperation, having to justify not only itself but the already announced plans to make this a franchise.