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"Jesus, this is a stupid movie."
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(2008) |
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"It's finally happened: Red Dawn with Russian Jews. You could go your whole life without conjuring something so perverse."
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(2008) |
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"A pretty well-written acting exercise that has the misfortune of, more often than not, looking as seasick as Battlefield Earth."
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(2008) |
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"you outgrow these arguments--you only hope that the entertainments intended to illuminate as you get more curious have the decency to mature at the same pace"
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(2007) |
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"Very much a film of this era, its director returning after a ten-year absence from the cinema with a peculiar little masterpiece about things unrecoverable in time."
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(2008) |
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"Time is better spent, perhaps, trying to pull out of it some sort of insight into why no one called "shenanigans" on this abortion at any point."
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(2008) |
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"bumper stickers as Descartes from a director who, until now, could have been called any number of things, but never patronizing."
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(1964) |
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"Part painting, part tango, the picture is meticulous depravity and rapture, from its Mod-fab tableaux vivant opening credits through to its escalating abomination."
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(1986) |
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"exceptional pulp"
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(2008) |
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"It makes sense with the notable films of 2008 (the Synecdoches and Wrestlers), it just has the misfortune of sucking."
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(1958) |
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"After it, Psycho and the rest of the '60s are only a bitter précis of this thesis of sexual disassociation and identity politics."
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(1999) |
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"A lovely, hopelessly romantic little bauble that catches the light no matter how you turn it."
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(2008) |
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"more tantalizing than satisfying"
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(2008) |
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"grim to the point of tedium"
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 2.5/4 |
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(2008) |
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"Let's not underestimate the significance of a workmanlike Disney animation."
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 1/4 |
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(2008) |
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"Baz Luhrmann's Titanic."
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(2008) |
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"Here's an idea: get Adam Shankman to do the next one, from a script by Akiva Goldsman--let's see Bond wriggle out of that one."
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(1960) |
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"I'd wager there aren't any films that have been more analyzed than Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho."
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(1988) |
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"Flyblown, devoid of pace and heat; it's such a mortician's slab that it's hard to even tell if the Fox performance is wasted on it, though I suspect it is."
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(1983) |
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"What works best about it works still: it's a paranoid film with an ambiguous ending."
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(2008) |
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"LaBute's message has consistently been that no matter the privileges society affords, we're all just bad monkeys in the end."
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(2008) |
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"I will say this about Nights in Rodanthe: spoken Nicholas Sparks is preferable to written Nicholas Sparks."
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(2008) |
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"The morons going to Eagle Eye are the ones who would most benefit from its message in spoon-fed form."
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(2008) |
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"The problem with Blindness is Meirelles' bad habit of making a terrible hash of something already done with more eloquence"
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(2008) |
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"Ed Harris' howler of a vanity piece."
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(2008) |
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"Perfectly workmanlike, unimpeachably prestige-y, achingly contemporary, and a near-complete failure as revelation"
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(2008) |
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"a diary of missed opportunities"
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(2008) |
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"Manages to paint Jr. as an Oedipal retard unable to shake the disapproval of Papa Bush."
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(2008) |
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"A benchmark for this moment in time. To not recognize that is a bad mistake, and a terrible shame."
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(2008) |
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"There's something wrong with Kevin Smith."
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(2008) |
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"What works is its canny deployment of reasonable warmth and, hold on to your hats, surprising smarts."
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(2008) |
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"There aren't very many alternatives right at this moment, so expect it to make money out of proportion with its quality."
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(2007) |
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"I'm sick of the kind of exceptional that Shotgun Stories represents."
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(2008) |
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"Tied together by a performance from Franco that has the misfortune of being familiar and human in the middle of a lot of low-aspiring blarney."
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(2008) |
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"Paul W.S. Anderson makes one kind of movie: the shitty kind."
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(1987) |
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"The picture affirms that the only thing truly important is this image of the older brother with his arm around the younger."
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(1986) |
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"Suggesting that Judd Nelson is gay as a French holiday is only mildly wittier than suggesting the same of clearly gay Tom Cruise."
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(1986) |
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"(Its success) supports the pop-psych analysis that pre-actualized teenage boys are the most homosexual beings in existence."
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(2007) |
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"A freakshow of social dysfunctions and wild-eyed blue-sky ventures."
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(2008) |
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"Not helping is an epilogue that suggests that money can, in fact, buy you love."
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(1951) |
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"the work most necessary for a deeper appreciation of Hitchcock's late masterpieces."
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(2008) |
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"The film itself is lovely, a breathless feast of fantasy anchored by an authentic humanism."
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(2008) |
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"Whatever the causes, the effects of The Dark Knight are subtle and powerful. It's rejuvenating, it renews the faith."
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(2008) |
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"A fascinating film about exploitation as it applies to blacks and the entertainment industry."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2008) |
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"sacrifices its undercurrent of pain and abandonment to big-budget special effects"
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Film Freak Central |
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(2007) |
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"a lot of shouting offered up as an ineffectual camouflage to the picture's complete lack of ambition."
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Film Freak Central |
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(2007) |
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"sort of awful, but it goes places most conventional children's entertainments fail to go"
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 3.5/4 |
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(2008) |
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"A work of art expressing that the products of our hands can hold, if we look well and deeply, the secrets to our own salvation."
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(2008) |
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"A smart update, with a hero who has transformed his humiliations and frailties into, of all things, maturity and empathy."
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(2008) |
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"Thus Myers marries his two passions (hockey and not being funny) into one noxious ball."
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